Funny things my grand daughter has said

I started thinking about Lexi and all the funny things she has said and done in her three and a half years upon this Earth. She has got to be the funniest, smartest little girl in the world. I thought I should document what she has said before I forget what she has said.

Age: about 14 months.
Situation: We were sitting on the couch watching a movie. Lexi was sitting between me and her Grandpa. She looked at us and said,"I lllllove you guys." That was the very first sentence we heard from her.

Age: about 16 to 18 months
Situation: I was talking to Liz about some situation that was happening to her and Lexi was standing beside me. Liz said "It's bull shit." Lexi said back to Liz,"Mommy, don't swear!"

Age: about 21 months
Situation: Lexi and Seann were watching a movie. Seann was laying on the couch and Lexi was sitting on the couch. Seann was putting his feet on her and she kept pushing his feet off her. After doing this for quite some time Lexi said,"Seanny, stop it. You're pissing me off."

Age: About two years old
Situation: We took Seann and Lexi to church and I was playing the organ and Murray was sitting on the pew with the kids. Just when everything was quiet and the Bishop stood up to start the meeting, Lexi yells,"Hi, Gramma!" as she waved to me. Everyone laughed.
               After I was done playing the organ I went to sit with Murray and the kids. Again, just when the Bishop stood up to say something, Lexi jumped into my arms and said in a rather loud voice,"I MISSED you, Gramma!" and she gave me the biggest, loudest, sloppiest kiss on the cheek. The Bishop was laughing because he had seen and heard everything. He composed himself as he started to speak.

Age: close to three years old
Situation: Liz and I were sitting on the deck outside in the summer watching the kids play. Lexi was pretending she was making cookies and sharing her imaginary cookies with us. Liz asked Lexi,"What makes you think you can make cookies?"
Lexi replies,"Because I am a girl."
Liz,"Yeah. So?"
Lexi,"Mommy, Girls can do EVERYTHING!"

Out of the mouths of babes. I LOVE MY GRANDKIDS!!!